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A Baptist preacher and his wife decided they needed
a dog. Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew
the dog must also be Baptist. They visited an expensive
kennel and explained their needs to the manager, who
assured them he had just the dog for them.
The dog was produced and the manager said "Fetch
the Bible." The dog bounded to the bookshelf,
scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought
it to the manager.
The manager then said "Find Psalms 23."
The dog, showing marvelous dexterity with his paws,
leafed thru the Bible, found the correct passage,
and pointed to it with his paw.
Duly impressed, the couple purchased the dog. That
evening a group of parishioners came to visit. The
preacher and his wife began to show off the dog, having
him locate several Bible verses. The visitors were
amazed.
Finally, one man asked "Can he do normal dog
tricks too?" "Let's see," said the
preacher. Pointing his finger at the dog, he commanded
"Heel!" The dog immediately jumped up on
a chair, placed one paw on the preacher's forehead
and began to howl.
The preacher turned to his wife and exclaimed, "Good
grief, we've bought a Pentecostal dog!"
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